Baby Momma and Baby Daddy

Hello friends. I would like to introduce you to a little thing I call the Standard American English language. It is a wonderful system of words that denote meaning and describe almost anything in the universe and some things outside of it. Now, friend, this language does not encompass the terms baby daddy and baby mama or momma. Either spelling, you, friend, still look like an ignorant low class hooker. Say my baby's daddy or father or the father of my child. Just that little apostrophe s makes a world a difference. It takes you from butchering and bastardizing the English language, and brings you into the magical land of correct grammar. I occasionally say y'all. That is different. That is a recognized colloquial contration and is okay to use in everyday language. It is informal. Baby daddy or baby momma is not informal. It is ignorant. Also, little white girl speaking ebonics. You did not grow up in an environment that encouraged that paticular dialect. So don't use it. You are projecting a bad image about yourself and about the African-American community. How would you feel if a "Yankee" came down and mocked the Southern Dialect? Would that make you a little angry? Would you think that he was a poseur? YOu would? That's right. You would sound ridiculous with a british accent and you sound equally ridiculous while using Ebonics. It takes all my will power to not push you down the stairs every time you spew bullshit from your mouth. You vomit caustic ignorance from you mouth that corrodes away at my nerves and everyone's opinion of you. So, can you please try to not be an ignorant little girl. It will help you in the long run. I have worked to lose some of my thick accent and to learn to use real words that are more fitting to a college educated individual. You should try to use real words as well because you are not unintelligent. You just wallow around in your own retardation. Yes you are going against societal norms and you are facing a battle with your peers. It probably wouldn't be so bad if you had not instantly changed yourself and started pretending you are gangsta boo from south central. You aren't. And you are doing yourself and the African American people a grave disservice. Thank you.